"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."
-What my relationships have taught me.  (via bailar-en-la-oscuridad)
Anonymous: What if you end up marrying a billionaire


"are you batman"

"for the hundredth time, no"

"you can tell me if you’re batman"

"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"

"that’s exactly what batman would say"

"I’m not ba-"

"I can’t believe I married batman"

and repeat every single day until he files for divorce






members of led zeppelin :

  • curly blonde
  • satan
  • shy
  • bear

Members of Queen:

  • gay
  • curly
  • girl
  • shy

Members of The Beatles:

  • mop-top
  • mop-top
  • mop-top
  • mop-top

members of the Who:

  • dippity do
  • nose
  • spider
  • explosion

members of the Doors:

  • hot damn
  • who?
  • who?
  • who?