2jam4u:

confictus:

I keep seeing trailers for that new scary movie Annabelle about the white family being haunted by an old doll in their house and I’m just like….throw it the fuck away???????

#SMH WHITE PEOPLE

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.


high school teacher:  yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor:  hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep